All My Life

I liek that song. Anyways, I've been spending the bigger chunk of today parodying/mocking(In a friendly way, mind you) a friend's name. He's white. Turn-off, I know.=D

Lol.. Something something chinke.

I'm not a busy guy, in fact, if there was an antonym for busy, that's what I'd be. Borderline lazy. But if I need to get something done, I'll manage it; it's just unlikely that it'd be grade A material.
Meh. I'm telling /you/ this mainly to prove that I can suppress myself from writing random shit like "FUCK YOU BALTIMORE", etc.
I like watching clouds. They're pwetty. Like flowers. Except, y'know, not. My teeth feel funny 'cause I didn't brush before I fell asleep earlier. I'll get cavities. :O
My favorite color is navy. Only because it's a four-letter-word.
I missed some person or another earlier. This disappoints me.=P


No one reads my blog. 'Cept two guys who're obligated to be followers considering the fact that I follow them, and they couldn't want to be douchebags.
Asian used to not pass the spellcheck, but now it does. Sometimes.


I'm feeling quite mellow right now, although no one gives two shits.; )
I'll leave y'all for mah bawkz, to keeck ass on Warthogs.

Bye bye-

P.S. My real name isn't Justin, it's _______.:O


Justin (OR IS IT, OHHHH)

Late.

I enjoy staying up late. It's fun. It's a lifestyle. Best of all- it's dark. So, you can sleep if you want, but not sleep at the same time. I wish I didn't have to wake up tommorow. Then I'd just not sleep. 'Cause, it's fun. Lol. I'm bored.


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Amusement time;

She sells sea shells down by the sea shore...
..Because she didn't get a down payment at Sleep Country. ;)

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood..
Ew, that's disgusting. wood said 4 times in a sentence.

You shut your whore mouth when Billy Mays is talking.
Lol. Earth hour sucks.=DDD

Meow~

Clean-up on aisle 53.

It has come to my omnipresent, godly, Jesus-beating, omnipresent attention that some people may find my blog to read, for wahtever reason. Most likely because it makes borderline sense at most times, but other than that, it's okay. I just need to point a finger, then I'm done. COUGHCOUGHTHISPERSONISWHITECOUGHCOUGH. Yep. I just went there.



LOLOLOLOL. Fob. I feel like using that word now. You fob. FOBS. fobfobfobfobfob.

No, seriously. I love Urban Dictionary. Fobulous. LOLOLOLOL.
Rice-Boy. LOLOLOLOOL. Pob. LAAWWWLL.



-Fobabee. lool

God created Blogger for rant spaces.

Mehr. It's.. 1130. I'm not really tired, thanks to amp, my buddy ol' pal. Slaving through the mosaic. If anyone. ANYONE. ever mentions the word or the art style, I swear. I'll strangle a hamster. My hands are sticky. Yewck.

Earlier, when I was tired, I was about to drink my asian glue stick. I almost glued my lips together. Bummer that they didn't stick, huh? (hyarhyarhyar)

Doctors have shitty writing. Worse than mine, and I'm illiterate.

Titantic was a bad movie. Everyone just wanted to watch it again, that's all.

My head hurts. A lot. Not because I'm thinking about the creation of the universe or something like that, but just because I'm an asian teen who slept late and has been staring at an LCD screen for too long. Cowload of things suck right now. And just 'cause this is a blog, I get to bitch at whoever bothers to read. I want to go sleep. But I can't. Because of this douche who wants a mosaic by tommorow. FUCK YOU, BALTIMORE. I need someone to tell me how great I am right now. And even that won't help my headache much. Goddamn. Extreme Elegance Edition.(Ha.)



One last thing;
"Hey, don't go to those harps for advice."
"Why?"
"Because they're lyres."
HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW. I probably got that from something somewhere somewhen. Dunno.


One more, stolen from the twins;(Ehh, I forgot part of it, so I'll insert what fits.)
What nut is chesty?
A chestnut.
HYARHYARHARHAR.

Bai.

Do you..Do you see it?

Do you see that zebra in the corner?:OOOOOOOOO
Wild Zebra.
OSHT.
No one comments. It lowers my morale. Who knows, I may just decide to choke myself to death or something. :O
Also;
What the hell is Esseker supposed to mean?o.O

Originiqueiverse

mm, there's a spike in the amount of blogs of late by friends. Therefore, to be the top cat, I must have something originiqueverse. Original;Unique;Diverse.(I know, sounds like something by baek. amirite?) Therefore; I extend somewhat of a challenge to mah friend-ys.
It's not a challenge, really. I'm just bored. Anyways. May the best man/woman/baek(lul) win.=D
Now off to find something originiqueverse.

-LOLOLOLOL someone died on a bunny hill.

Lethargy

I'm. So. Damn. Tired.
I slept at twelve, woke at twelve. then uhh, napped(?) 'till three. Then I slept some more until three thirty. And I still have a mosaic and some other project that this sonofabitch teacher /needs/ done. So. I'm going back to sleep. Screw life. There's nothing about it.D;

Being a Whore.

Dammit. I'm becoming a blogging whore. I was just.. picking at my nails and looking and stuff and doing things and going, huh, I should blog about that.
per example. In the hotel that I'm staying at, there's this weird aboriginal painting in the toilet room. The thing has abs. A six pack. And it's like, a wolfowl thing, not Arnold, so it looks creepy. A creeper wolfowl. also. i had an icecreambar, and it looked like a sailboat near the end. I know. Fucking amazing. oops. I already whore around facebook when I'm bored. This is bad. I'm going to be stuck to this LCD screen for the rest of my lovely life.D: Already a paragraph. About meaningless shit. gasp. anyways. I poked a hole in someone's water bottle today. It was fun. But if that someone gets water-zored by the water bottle, that's bad. baaad. Not rally. I can ramble so well. About meaningless stuff. Like ice creams, and wolfowls, and water bottle, and how Michael Jackson looks like a funny monkey if you look at him right. (Okay, that was a bad one. Sorry.) I suck with jokes. Wit's better. yeah. Wit. Weeet. weeooowwweeeomeow. I need to get people to read this. and call me retarded, or something. Just so I'll stop. Stop whoring with shit.



Freee. Willy.

I can make two posts in a day because the first one doesn't count.

Second post. Lots happened today. I fink. Currently in the states, in quite a nice hotel. (Dial-up, baby.) agh. I'm bored. omnomnom. Fortune cookie; It is time to help a friend in need; eh? I have no friends.D: Kidding. If you think I'm not, I'll eat you. Just like that fortune cookie. omnom.

VVelcome. (that looks like a W!:O)

mm, it looks like a couple friends have decided to make blogs. And what're blogs without competiton, eh? Well. Competition for me. Not for them. I'm not delusional. Did I spell that right? I'm rambling. But you're supposed to ramble on a blog. So I'm not rambling. I'm blogging. Will anyone even read this? Will they enjoy it? Will they dismiss it as "gay", "lame", "baek", etc? Oh well. You bishes will enjoy this. you better.=D


Tin. Like a Jus.